[She's still in the same empty, alternate-universe room as before]

... You've all gone insane.

For Lisa those of you who haven't figured it out yet, my current condition cannot be blamed on anything but the virus. Let me reiterate: I did not do what you all think that I did.

As for the rest of you-- put some clothes on before you make a video post. Thank you.

At least there's no epidemic this time.

I'm ill. I'm going to stay in New Jersey until I get better. If anyone tries anything funny in the Fire Nation during this time I'll kill you.

I think that about covers it.

OOC: ... She's being affected by the pregnancy virus for the whole duration. >.> STARTING SYMPTOMS ARE A GO

I love viruses; they never ruin ANYTHING.

This is the best birthday I've ever had.

( {FAILED LOCK FROM KAITO} )